A character in Scarecrow and Mrs. King
Played by Bruce Boxleitner
Scarecrow and Mrs. King · 230 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Scarecrow and Mrs. King: in 153 of its 230 quotes
Most scenes with: Amanda (116), Francine Desmond (20), Billy Melrose (17)
Hiya Lee, thanks for coming.
LeeHi, this is for you (he hands Bernie a present, it’s a scarf)
Thanks a lot, Oh boy.
LeeYeah you know, I figure everyone can use a scarf right?
Yeah, I sure got a lot of use out of the one you gave me last year... And the year before that too.
LeeAlright then what’s the standard procedure in a case like this?
Standard procedure, well that would be to... Um assemble a personal profile through interviews and surveillance of locations frequented by the suspect
LeeIn this case the Kenlan Club, I will pick you up at 8 o’clock.
You don’t have to do that.
LeeAmanda, we’re talking about my future Mother-in-law right? And besides I might get lucky.
LeeI’m in kind of a hurry Francine.
Well this won’t take long, come here. I have just one word to say to you 'stop it'.
LeeThat’s two words but why quibble.
LeeYou need me, your place or mine?
Neither.
LeeWell wait a minute, I’ve got a very important meeting.
What ever happened to your place or mine?
Amanda was in my office at 7 o’clock this morning.
LeeOh Billy you know the way she is?
She was worried about you, yeah I’m beginning to get the drift.
LeeSomeone once said that a good relationship is like a bottle of wine, the older it gets the better it is.
Well that’s very wise who said that?
LeeMe.
Your turning into a pretty efficient team you two. I’m glad I thought of putting you together.
LeeWell that’s why they pay you the big bucks.
LeeNow wait a minute that off assignment mode is our vacation time, Billy.
Our vacation? I’m sure that was a co-incidence or is there something you want to tell me?
LeeWell I don’t want to stay calm, because the man is totally screwing up our wedding plans.
Your right there’s absolutely no reason to stay calm.
LeeWell I’ll tell you what I would like.
What?
We’re all ears, Scarecrow.
LeeAhh… help.
Congratulations Lee.
LeeOn what?
Your new assignment, this memo just floated across Billy’s desk… Elissa Danton hmm. You are just the man for the job.
LeeAnd a job is all it is Francine, purely professional, Ok.
Oh how times have changed, I seem to recall lots of stories about you and Elissa that kept many a boring DC cocktail party going. Oh my favorite one, you Elissa and that little French ballerina, how did you ever manage all of that in the back of an Italian sports car?
LeeShe was a Violinist it was a Limo and it wasn’t easy, I was in traction for a week.
Hello stranger.
LeeThat’s too close to the truth to be funny.
What more could we ask for?
LeeA better story in case someone asks us what we were doing passing classified documents to a civilian.
Well I don’t know it worked out pretty good for you and Amanda.
LeeWell Amanda’s one in a million.
Lee listen, I have thought this over and in my mind and I really don’t know what I could have done differently.
LeeProbably nothing, what are you worried about, relax huh you probably got as lucky with this guy as I did with Amanda.
Oh no he’s not my type.
LeeWell you know what they say, everything comes out in the wash
Oh speaking of the wash, something of yours came out in ours.
LeeOh no… not another sock. (she holds up a pair of underwear) I’d recognize them anywhere.
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