Grace Trevor Hanadarko quotes from Saving Grace

Grace

Don't you ever knock?

Earl

Don't you ever stop lying?

Grace

I didn't want company. Big deal.

Earl

Really? Because two months from now when you decide to have Wiley over for another booty call, he's going to be in the hospital with a brain tumor the size of a grapefruit. I'm just lying, but no big deal.

Grace

This is all your fault.

Earl

My fault? You didn't even know me when you told Rhetta that whopper.

Grace

It wasn't that big a deal. It wasn't like I planted the damn butt.

Earl

It was a big deal to Rhetta.

Grace

He was a serial rapist! He hurt a lot of people.

Earl

There's always going to be a bigger jackass than you. It doesn't excuse the lie you told.

Tell me the truth.

Grace

About what?

About you and Ham.

Grace

He's my partner.

You know what I mean, Grace. Damn it, Grace, are you sleeping with my husband?

Grace

No.

Grace

I can't do this anymore. You not talking to me. It's worse than that time in third grade when sister Mildred separated us for a week because we ate all her peanut brittle.

Rhetta

That was some good peanut brittle.

Grace

I'm sorry, Rhetta. Really truly sorry. I never meant to hurt you.

Rhetta

Are you sorry for lying, for telling me, or for doing it in the first place?

Grace

Yeah. All of that.

Rhetta

It wasn't any fun for me, either.

Grace

Dewey says I smell nice. How come you never notice things like that?

Rhetta

As soon as I get the gasoline and the barbecued human flesh smell out of my nostrils, I'll be sure to sniff you up.

Grace

Can you match a hoof print to a specific horse?

Rhetta

Only if The Who is playing in the background.

Grace

Is that a no?

Rhetta

That's a no.

Grace

Don't cancel the cruise.

Ham

You remember what happened?

Grace

I got shot. I mean it. The last thing I need is Paige coming at me with a bedpan.

You're going to have to take it easy for a while, so you get mom or you get me. You know I'm a better cook. You get mom, you get her meatloaf. Thank God you were wearing a vest.

Grace

What about Kane?

Ham

He's hanging on. If he can make it through the night --

Grace

[touches her forehead] Shit, Johnny. Did you give me last rights? God damn it.

Rhetta

I don't like this getting shot. So let's say this is the last time, okay? Take it easy!

Grace

It's just a bruise.

Rhetta

A bruise?! For God's sake, Grace, you were dead.

You know, you've got to talk to me if you want this to count as a clerical visit.

Grace

I don't wanna talk about God.

Okay.

Grace

You lie, you're going to hell.

Perry

Should I be worried about you?

Grace

No, I have Rhetta for that.

Grace

Butch, I didn't bust your Vince Young bobblehead.

I figure it's Ham.

Grace

It's not Ham.

I'm not ever going to know, am I?

Grace

If I figure it out, I'll tell you.

I just need to be careful.

Grace

Me too.

Will I ever get another one?

Grace

Do you want another one?

A guy can't ever get enough bobbleheads.

Earl

[amidst the rubble of a tornado] There's always a bird singing somewhere, Grace.

Grace

Nice act of God you've got going here.

Earl

Not my favorite.

Grace

I got pissed off. I left. I wasn't thinking. I'm sorry.

Ham

Do you want to work alone?

Grace

No, Ham. Today, when I got trapped, I was thinking if you were with me you wouldn't have let me go in the building.

Ham

You would have gone anyway.

Grace

Yeah, but you would have come with me.

Ham

Duke, Eddie, Chris and Snake.

Grace

Yeah?

Ham

Four partners in six years.

Grace

A bunch of pussies.

Grace

Her middle name was Edwina.

Earl

I'm sorry about the way this turned out.

Grace

Shut up.

Earl

Excuse me?

Grace

I said shut your God damned mouth. I'm tired. I can't listen to you anymore. I just wanted to get her out of there.

Earl

So you could send her to jail?

Grace

Yes. No. All I wanted to do was save her.

Earl

You did.

Grace

She's dead.

Earl

You just don't get it, do you, child?

Grace

They sedated him. We can't talk to him until tomorrow.

Rhetta

You could have shot him. He's lucked you just tackled him.

Grace

We tackled a five year old.

Rhetta

You thought he had a gun!

Grace

Ham looked like he was going to cry.