Grace Trevor Hanadarko quotes from Saving Grace

Grace

I think the whole thing was a scam. She just wanted something in writing to make sure I was coming.

Rhetta

Can you believe Henry accused me of tainting the evidence?

Grace

I was shaken down by a nun and all you can talk about is Henry?

Your sister, Mary Frances, chose you to be Clay's Godmother. Do you have any idea why?

Grace

No, ma'am.

Rhetta, you knew Mary Frances.

Rhetta

Yes, Sister Laura Marie. Very well, actually.

So, what do you think?

Rhetta

I think Mary Frances saw in Grace what I see in Grace: someone who loves the people around her more than she loves herself.

During the time that Detective Dewey was searching the apartment, did you offer to satisfy my client's sexual fantasies if he would just tell you what you wanted to hear?

Grace

No, sir.

You didn't promise Mr. Campbell, and I quote, a night he'd always remember now matter now much time he spent in prison masturbating?

Grace

No, I did not.

According to my client that's exactly what you said.

Grace

And according to the facts of this case your client is a lying, murdering, piece of shit.

Grace

What do you want, Earl?

Earl

I just want you to heal, Grace.

Am I safe?

Grace

Paige, come on, no! You need to be careful! Watch everyone around you!

You're scaring me!

Grace

Good!

And you're enjoying it!

Grace

Do you always talk to guys you don't know?

You sleep with guys you don't know. What's the problem?

Grace

The problem is, you don't have a gun.

Grace

Do you know how many bug jokes I'm going to have to deal with now?

Rhetta

Yeah. You used to eat crickets, Grace, and put rolly-pollys on your pizza.

Grace

On your pizza. Just once. Okay, three times, that's it.

Ham

Hey, Grace. I'm going to wait for you.

Grace

Here?

Ham

I'm going to wait for you to tell me you love me.

Grace

Here?

Rhetta

[referring to Father Patrick Murphy] I thought you killed him.

Grace

Rhetta, come on, man.

Rhetta

Thank God.

Grace

Let go.

Rhetta

You scared the shit out of me.

Grace

Would you have loaned me your minivan to bury him?

Rhetta

No.

Grace

I was going to wrap him in plastic so I wouldn't transfer evidence.

Rhetta

Thoughtful.

Grace

I'm sorry.

Earl

I know, child.