Doctor Will Zimmerman quotes from Sanctuary

Will Zimmerman

Hey, you know, this would be a lot easier with Henry's help.

Helen Magnus

He's unavailable.

Will Zimmerman

Why, again?

Helen Magnus

[flustered pause] He's... on a mission of utmost importance, I was sworn to absolute secrecy.

Will Zimmerman

Wait a second... San Diego Comic Con? That's the mission of utmost importance?

Helen Magnus

You did not hear it from me.

Nikola Tesla

Wealthy parents ship their drug-addled teenagers to me. They arrive, their poor little bodies wracked by the best designer drugs trust funds can buy - it breaks your heart. But then, after one week of treatment, I send them home to mater and pater completely cured of all addictions.

Will Zimmerman

Woah woah woah, one week? That's impossible.

Nikola Tesla

Which part of "I am a genius" aren't you getting?

Kate Freelander

You call this a plan? Whatever happened to The good old stake through the heart?

Will Zimmerman

Doesn’t work.

Kate Freelander

What about all those movies, like Buffy…

Helen Magnus

Misinformation propaganda. Spread by the vampires themselves— Confuse the enemy, preserve the race.

Kate Freelander

What about exposing them to sunlight or garlic?

Will Zimmerman

All you get is tanned vampires with bad breath.

Helen Magnus

Besides, we don’t want to kill them. We want to help them.

Kate Freelander

No, I’m thinking kill them.

Will Zimmerman

Yeah. Trust-fund vampires? I’m thinking she’s right.

Helen Magnus

Granted, but it wasn’t their choice. They may be rich, spoiled, insolent children, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t save them.

Helen Magnus

That’s a terrible sales pitch.

Kate Freelander

Yeah.

Will Zimmerman

Molly?

Henry Foss

Modified O-wave Linear Expeller.

Will Zimmerman

Doesn't that acronym spell "mole"?

Henry Foss

Molly's hotter.

Will Zimmerman

Dude, it's a weapon, not a woman.

Henry Foss

Hey, clearly you and I have not dated the same girls.

Kate Freelander

[badly imitating Will] "We're going on a trip," he says. "It'll be fun!" he says.

Will Zimmerman

Please stop talking for two minutes, he says.

Dr. Zimmerman, Miss Freelander. Namaste. I am Dr. Ganapathiraman.

Will Zimmerman

Hi, Doctor... [gives up] Doctor. I'm Will.

Then you must call me Ravi.

Will Zimmerman

Thank God.

Body's downstairs. We're ready to start the autopsy.

Will Zimmerman

Wow, uh. I am jet lagged. I think I better turn in. But why don't you do the autopsy and we'll go over the results tomorrow?

I thought he was a doctor?

Kate Freelander

He is... just not the kind that likes autopsies.

Will Zimmerman

In the bottom drawer of my desk, there's an envelope. I wrote some things down, and--

Kate Freelander

No. No, no way. We are not having this conversation.

Will Zimmerman

Yes, we are.

Kate Freelander

Because nothing's gonna happen.

Will Zimmerman

Yes, it is.

Kate Freelander

Look, I don't give a crap about your "last requests," okay? And if that pisses you off, then you're welcome to cross my name off of whatever is in that envelope when you get back.

Will Zimmerman

For all I know, I could have been chatting with Elvis.

Helen Magnus

Don't be ridiculous. Elvis is-- Never mind.

Helen Magnus

Can you feel that?

Will Zimmerman

What, your finger in my ear?

Helen Magnus

Are you all right?

Will Zimmerman

Are you kidding? I love being the bait.

Henry Foss

He's out cold, and the crowd goes wild. Three words, please.

Helen Magnus

Well done, Henry.

Will Zimmerman

Whatever memories these guys are after must be from when I... you know.

Kate Freelander

Kicked the bucket? Bought the farm? Crossed over?

Will Zimmerman

Are you finished?

Kate Freelander

Pushed up daisies?

Kate Freelander

Small towns make me nervous.

Will Zimmerman

Why?

Kate Freelander

Do I look small town to you?

Will Zimmerman

Surgery? Here?

Helen Magnus

I've operated in the trenches at Verdun. At least here I don't have to deal with the mud and the rats.

Will Zimmerman

It's a set-up, Magnus, a trap. That's what he does, how he rolls, his modus operandi.

Helen Magnus

Yes. What if he's posing as the king of a lost mountain tribe and he wants me for his queen! Or what if he actually needs our help?

Will Zimmerman

Fine. I'll get my stuff together. The man comes with a hidden agenda, every time. Every time!

Helen Magnus

[softly, after Will leaves] That's what makes him so interesting.