Doctor Will Zimmerman quotes from Sanctuary

Will Zimmerman

A whole lot of nothing. None of these connecting tunnels lead upward.

Henry Foss

Yeah, none of this stuff works down here.

Nikola Tesla

Yay team.

Nikola Tesla

You're aware of the iron deposits in these caves?

Henry Foss

Yeah, what about it?

Nikola Tesla

Highest concentration of natural lodestone in the western hemisphere. To you, it means nothing. To me: manna from heaven.

Helen Magnus

Your magnetic powers.

Will Zimmerman

Here it comes.

Nikola Tesla

Oh come on, I'm just looking for a way back on top. I mean, being a living magnet is not exactly on par with being heir to the greatest race in all of history. It even has a few drawbacks, like if you're not careful, your razor gets stuck on your face. So...what? I'm just looking for a way to turn this pointless ability into something extraordinary.

Henry Foss

So you went after the most powerful natural magnetic substance in the world.

Nikola Tesla

You're damn right I did.

Henry Foss

It makes sense, in an evil way.

Nikola Tesla

Oh, please. Can we stop with the value judgments? [to Henry] Hey, man, live and let live, I say.

Will Zimmerman

You know what I say? I say you got yourself into a little bit of trouble, and you dragged us into the mess too.

Nikola Tesla

So stop whining about it. I thought helping people was part of your job description.

Will Zimmerman

Yeah, people. You, Professor Hidden-Agenda, not so much.

Helen Magnus

We need a way out of here, and we need to keep moving. How's your strength?

Nikola Tesla

Carry me?

Will Zimmerman

He kept one of the larvae, didn't he?

Helen Magnus

Oh, definitely.

Will Zimmerman

You going to let him get away with it?

Helen Magnus

No. But let him enjoy his moment.

Will Zimmerman

Every time!

Will Zimmerman

Let's take a road trip, just Butch and Sundance.

Henry Foss

What about Magnus and the magnet?

Declan Macrae

Tell me you're not thinking of doing anything foolish.

Will Zimmerman

Wha-- who, us? No, no, we're just a couple of blokes on our holidays.

Will Zimmerman

How does Magnus do this every day?

Stayed off Twitter.

Will Zimmerman

Fine. I'll get you the money.

Nikola Tesla

Wow. You’re even easier than the U.S. Congress.

Henry Foss

All right, I have good news and bad news. What do you want to hear first?

Will Zimmerman

The good news, please.

Henry Foss

The good-- oh... Yeah, it doesn't really make sense if I tell it in that order.

Nikola Tesla

[with a bottle of wine and two glasses] Drink?

Will Zimmerman

No, thanks.

Nikola Tesla

Oh, come on. "Shoot Your Employee Day" comes but once a year. Lighten up, you did what you had to do. Magnus woulda done the same thing.

Will Zimmerman

Really? You really think so?

Nikola Tesla

Oh, absolutely. Magnus has shot me more times than I can count.

Will Zimmerman

Yeah, well, that's you.

Nikola Tesla

You're right, bad example. The point is, you acted decisively when necessary and, you know, kiddo, keep that up and someday, you're gonna be worth something to this organization. [smiles and Will takes the offered glass]

Henry Foss

Eeny, meeny, miny...

Will Zimmerman

There goes mo.

Helen Magnus

Use your phone. The blank screen acts like a mirror.

Will Zimmerman

Why would I bring my phone to hollow earth?

I've dusting to do.

Will Zimmerman

But filing is... [Big Guy walks away] He's a big hairy liar.

Henry Foss

Aw, dude...

Will Zimmerman

No, no, no, do not "dude" me, okay? Do not use the word "dude" in reference to me ever again!

Will Zimmerman

What is that smell?

Uh... me.

Will Zimmerman

Why?

Garbage compactor tried to eat me.

Helen Magnus

The sex inhibitor pheromone of the red bollworm.

Will Zimmerman

Pfft. Why didn't I think of that? Ow.

Helen Magnus

Obviously this is a hastily engineered synthetic, but it should do the trick.

Kate Freelander

No sex?

Henry Foss

I don't need a shot for that.