Nikola Tesla and Will Zimmerman in “Sleepers”

Wealthy parents ship their drug-addled teenagers to me. They arrive, their poor little bodies wracked by the best designer drugs trust funds can buy - it breaks your heart. But then, after one week of treatment, I send them home to mater and pater completely cured of all addictions.

Woah woah woah, one week? That's impossible.

Which part of "I am a genius" aren't you getting?