Samurai Jack · Season 1
You cannot win, Samurai! I am more powerful!
A power fueled only by the strength and skill of the great warriors whose essence you have stolen, Demongo! Without that, you are nothing!
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. You are wise, Samurai... but who cares?! Bleah!
There must be a way to defeat Demongo, a way to stop Demongo from using essence, essence of trapped warriors. Trapped essence? Free the essence, Demongo has no power; how do I free the essence? [sees essence has been reabsorbed by Demongo] Yes, from within. How do I get inside?
[he strikes the Tiger Warrior, then grabs hold of its essence as Demongo is reabsorbing it]
Huh? [sees Jack hurtling towards him] Impossible!
You have failed me Demongo.
No, Master. Please forgive me.
Hmmm... NO. [crushes him] Once again the saga continues.
Get back here, you thief!
It seems as though that angry mob is trying to get your attention.
Please, we must leave immediately.
The urgency in your grip tells me you are in grave danger. I will take you the heck out of here.
Well, the cat's out of the bag now, my friend.
[dressed up as a princess] Hello.
Hey, why don't you watch where you're NAKED?!
Sir, I apologize for what I am about to do, but I must borrow your clothes.
My wha- [Jack knocks him out with a punch]
Calling all units. Calling all units. Almost naked man running loose in terminal. I repeat, almost naked. Arrest him immediately.
A stranger world than this, I fear I have yet to visit.
Long ago, he came to us in our time of need. His name was Jack. Nothing would be the same.
The war was finally over. But the warrior was gone. His shield was all that was left. This stranger who became a brother aided us in our time of need and made a difference. His sacrifice and that of the others defeated our enemy, saved our lives, and ensured our freedom. They will be honored and remembered forever... the 300 plus one. But I believe the one survived. A warrior that great... could not be stopped so easily.
You have insulted my footwear. [the bikers laugh] My sandals don't like to be laughed at.
I don't mean to trouble you, but I was wondering... [stomach rumbles] Thank you, but there are villains at large that I must deal with.
Oh, there are always villains. But you cannot defeat them on an empty stomach.
People... They always keep bumping into me. [shouts] Always!
He's injured. Bring out the Finisher.
But that's two opponents at once. That's cheating.
[pause] DOOOO IIIIT!!!!
It's always me. I always have to get the Finisher. Every time. "Do this, do that. Go get the Finisher." I always have to.
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