Samurai Jack Season 1 quotes

Who were they?

[crying] The Children...of Aku...

Aku! Truly his evil has spread to even the youngest of souls.

No! Wait! They're children!

Welcome, bruthas and sistahs! Can I get a kazam?

KAZAM!

DJ Starbator am once again here to drop upon you all the majestical sounderiffic beats of the Master...

[entranced] AKUUUUUU.

Samurai Jack is in the house! And for public enemy number one, the scratch in Aku's groove. Samurai Wack, let's mix it up with a taste of the bass beats in his face. The brand-new hard-core track: Jack Attack.

Music maker man, your beats are bad.

That's right. They're bad.

Not bad good. Bad bad.

Whatever.

Aku's control over these children must stop!

Aku will never be silenced!

You have been pawns of Aku's evil, but now you are free. Return to your homes and never dance to this evil beat again.

Josephine? What in tarnation are you doing here?

Well, it's nice to see you too, Ezekial.

Aw, shoot. There ain't never been nothin' nice about you, woman.

Now now, let's not get nasty, darlin'.

Don't call me darlin'.

Well, then don't act like a fool! I know what you're up to. You're after the bounty on that samurai.

And what business is it of yours?

I want in.

Pfft. No.

You need me. [Ezekiel walks off] He's better than you!

Ain't no man better than me, woman. You outta know that. Besides, the court says you ain't even supposed to come within 150 feet of me, so back off!

Dagnabbit! Can't you shoot straight?

Don't get uppity, woman. I don't see you makin' no daylight in his broadside.

Looking for a seat?

Yup... yours. I'm gonna make a lotta money cashin' in on your hide.

I hear that often... but only from poor men.

Hmmm! Well, I've got bills 'ta pay, an' I've done already addressed the envelopes.

I hope you have yet to stamp the postage on your parcels-

[sucker-punching Jack] Consider 'em stamped.

Good mornin'. You're just in time. I'm fixin ta make me some flapjacks!

Dagburnit, Josie! You consarn, framalandin', flamdanglin' snake-in-sheep's-wool- over-my-eyes trick-up-her-sleeve whoo-hoo witchy woman!

[the Clenches are dangling from a high bridge after their bickering lost them Jack's bounty] Um, Zeke? Sugarplum? Maybe I was a might hasty.

Court says 150 feet, woman. 150 feet!

Aku

[shocked the mystical sword didn't kill Jack like how he intended] HOW?! HOW?!

Even I had forgotten that the sword was forged in purity and strength. It can only be used for good. In the hands of evil, it can never harm an innocent. And so, Aku, it cannot harm me but it can harm you.

I have a bad feeling about this.