Poor, unfortunate creature.
I'm not poor.
What?
I might be unfortunate, but I'm not poor.
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Poor, unfortunate creature.
I'm not poor.
What?
I might be unfortunate, but I'm not poor.
Tell me, where is this horrible stench coming from?
Oh, you must mean the stench that ruined our crop, that rendered generations of back-bending labor completely and utterly useless. That...
Yes, that stench.
Your pet speaks very well.
My pet? That's my wife. Never sell a wizard an expired fishing license.
Look up there. Now, do you see the words "free information" anywhere on that sign?
No.
Try using this magnifying glass. See it now?
No.
Well that's because I don't sell free information!
Then you'll need... this!
I've had enough of your bartering, Scissorsmith.
This one's on me. Sheep's bladder. It'll help you breath up there in those fumes. Place it over your head like this and breath calmly. If you have any small children with you, secure your own mask first, then the child's. You will find exits located to the east and south end of the cabin. Beverages will be served shortly.
At the fork in the road, follow the rocky path. It will take you to the dragon's lair.
Where will the other one take me?
Space Ace.
Our race has existed for countless eons. The hunt is our way of life. It runs through our veins. It makes us rich, rich beyond material wealth. We accept your challenge. But we need not your treasure. Our reward is the thrill of the hunt. For we are Imakandi.
[Jack is captured easily by the Imakandi]
This was such a waste of time. This prey is not worthy to continue. Let us tell Aku that he can claim his prize.
Aku? No! I will not be brought to Aku like an animal! [breaks free and escapes]
We hunt, my brothers.
[The Imakandi capture Samurai Jack again and Aku appears before them]
Congratulations, Imakandi! You are undoubtedly the greatest hunters of the universe. All that have preceded failed. But YOU...you have captured the one being who ran free in this world of mine.
Yes, truly this was our greatest hunt. And this samurai has proven himself as the mightiest and most elusive of prey.
Yes, yes, now please hand him to me.
No.
What?!
I cannot. A prey that has provided such an intense and noble hunt has earned its right to run free. It is the way of the Imakandi.
Insolent FOOLS! I will take what is mine!
No, you will NOT! [with that being said, the Imakandi disappear along with Jack in blue flames before Aku can grab them]
NO!
You have given us the greatest hunt. You have urned your freedom. It is our way. The Imakandi way. Run free, Samurai Jack. Run free.
From deep within the bowels of the Pit of Hate, I summon: Demongo!
As far as the eye can see the land is desolate and full of despair. Shadows draw across the earth and block out the light. Darkness oozes from every crevice. Hope has been eradicated; only terror reigns! And yet there is one who mocks my omnipresent evil with his existence! He possesses a sword which could destroy me. They call him...Samurai Jack!
You've met your match, samurai! Crush him! Crush, crush, crush, crush, CRUSH!
What is my bidding, my master?
I am the Dealer of Destruction, the Merchant of Doom.
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