Narrator (on Dice's laptop screen): Heeeeeeeeyyyy kkkkkiiiiiddddssss. It's time for the wet and wacky world of Salmon Cat. Today's episode is about SSSSSHHHHHAAAAAARRRIIIINNNNNNGGGG.
[watching Salmon Cat on the screen] Ugh. This is TTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE.
[watching Salmon Cat on the screen] Shh! I like it!
Salmon Cat (on Dice's laptop screen): Meow meow meow meow meow. I've got a whole bag of candy!
Octo Piggy (on Dice's laptop screen): Oink, oink, oink! Hi there, Salmon Cat!
Salmon Cat (on Dice's laptop screen): Hi there, Octo Piggy!
Octo Piggy (on Dice's laptop screen): Can I have some candy?
Salmon Cat (on Dice's laptop screen): Noooooooooo.
Octo Piggy (on Dice's laptop screen): But I was hoping you would SSSSSHHHHHHAAAAAARRRREEEE some of your candy with me!
[sick of the show] Okay. I can't watch any more of this trash.
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