Before I let you go, I have to ask you a few questions about the Mortal Realm to prove you live there - standard procedure
Fire away! I DO have three P.h.D's!!
What are the names of the Hanson brothers?
Who??
Isaac, Zachary and Taylor
What actor from Marcus Wellby just married Barbara Streisand?
Ooh, ooh... Robert Young!
James Brolin
Sports. Who's the best ----
...Michael Jordan!
Correct, you can go!
Yes!! (Hi-fives Zelda, both attempt to leave)
(holding Zelda back) Oh, not you
But -- but, but...
You didn't answer one question, there's no WAY you live in the Mortal Realm
But I DO! I know who wrote Pride & Prejudice! I know who discovered the Uranium Isotope!
No one in the Mortal Realm knows those things!
(being dragged off by Mounty) HILDAAA!!!
I'll help you, Zelda! Go back to the bar and wait for me - you'll be okay! Tonight's ladies' night and... you'll be the only lady!
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