Sabrina and Hilda in “As Westbridge Turns”

What are you watching?

My favorite soap opera: The Burden of Desire

Catch me up while they jacuzzi.

Okay, Blake just quit Sherman Enterprises in anger precipitating a family crisis in which Norma turned to Frank, not Nick, for comfort.

Now that’s a Thursday. Why can’t my life be exciting like that?

It can.

Really? How?

Use a spell.

Worms? What am I supposed to do with a Can O’ Worms?

Open it. All emotions will become heightened. But be careful; remember, you have to take the good with the bad.

Gimme, I’ll take whatever I can get. [opens the can]