[Jey Uso and John Cena are on the ring apron]
Both men teetering on the apron, close to elimination, exchanging blows... [Indeed, both Uso and Cena exchange shots, with the crowd "yeet"ing with each one landed by Uso]
Disaster waiting for you down below.
[Uso sets up Cena for a superkick] Don't risk it! Don't risk it!
[But he does; the impact has Cena barely hanging on to the top rope] Uso with a superkick; John... John hanging on! Just hanging on! [And then, Cena attempts to Attitude Adjust Uso out] Looking for the AA! [But Uso escapes...] Jey hanging in there! [...and shoves Cena out, winning the Rumble] JEY WINS! JEY USO! JEY USO IS GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA!
Here is your 2025 Men's Royal Rumble winner: "Main Event" Jey Uso!
[over Alicia's announcement] YOU DID IT, JEY USO!
Ladies and gentlemen, it is no longer just a nickname! It is no longer a moniker! Jey Uso is truly the Main Event at WrestleMania! [As he says this, Cena returns to the ring. After staring at Uso for a moment, the two embrace] Mad respect!
Well, the sound of John Cena's body hitting the floor was amplified by millions of jaws around the world, simultaneously doing so!
You earned this, Jey!
Goddamn right he did.
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