Michael, Pat McAfee and others in “Unfinished Business”

At #20, a surprise here tonight, Chelsea Green is here.

The Internet was tripping, it looks like the Internet was right. Not that it's always wrong, but it's not always right. And tonight, Chelsea Green is back.

Just doing a quick little bit of research here on Chelsea Green.

Look at that side of your work phone. I can tell you this. Nobody in this ring can be happy about Chelsea Green showing back up in WWE, particularly being in the Royal Rumble Match.

[Rhea Ripley rushes to Chelsea as she enters the ring...] Well, Corey, this is actually the second time [...and throws her out the other side, eliminating her] in her career! Well, thanks for coming.

[over Chelsea's irate screams] She's gone! Chelsea Green is no longer in the Rumble!

I didn't even get a chance to make fun of her husband!

And I believe now that is a record. I believe Chelsea Green eliminated faster than anyone in history in the Women's Royal Rumble match.

Congratulations, Chelsea, you broke a record.

Five seconds, record-setter. [Becky Lynch eliminates Dakota Kai] Oh, wait a minute!

Okay, she's not happy.

Dakota Kai!

She can look back on this as being a successful evening.

[Becky eliminates Iyo Sky] And now Iyo Sky. [Bayley quickly eliminates Becky] Bayley eliminated Becky!

They did it!

Bayley throws The Man out of the ring!

And now, Liv Morgan from behind, trying to eliminate Bayley and does!

Oh, no!

And now Becky's beating the hell out of Bayley! And all hell's breaking loose with Damage Control and Becky Lynch!

It's about time for Adam Pearce; he hasn't been out here for thirty minutes. Get out here and try to break this thing up.

I feel really bad. I guaranteed my friend Aaron that Bayley was gonna win the Royal Rumble match. It's gonna cost him a bunch of money now.

Listen, I do that literally every single day. Wrong all the time.

You make a lot more than I do!

Valid.