[as Edge is about to spear Dolph Ziggler while the referee and Vickie are out cold] He can't do this!
Oh, yes he can!
No, he can't! It's illegal!
Remember, if a tree falls in the woods and no one's there to hear it, it never happened.
[Edge spears Ziggler]
Somebody had to see that! Ref, get up! Edge isn't hurt! Edge is acting, he deserves an Oscar nomination here! Come on, ref, you fool!
[as the ref slowly gets up] This is great.
How did the ref not see that?!
What do you mean, "how did the referee not see that"? The ref was knocked down, Vickie Guerrero's knocked down.
This is ridiculous! This is a travesty!
Somebody wake Vickie Guerrero up. She definitely needs to see this.
[Edge gives the Killswitch to Ziggler]
Look at this! A little shout-out to his buddy!
The cover. [The referee counts to three] You've gotta be kidding me!
...
It's too damn bad the Oscar nominations came out last week, because this man would be a frontrunner for Best Actor!
...
How many times had Vickie Guerrero slapped, punched, and done all those things to Edge? I don't think that Edge...I don't know how he kept his composure. But right here, he realized Vickie Guerrero was down; he looked over, he saw the referee down.
But this is illegal! The spear is illegal!
The cat's away, the mice will play. The teacher didn't see it, I didn't do it!
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