Michael, Matt and others in “Unfinished Business”

John Cena's been in the match the longest, over 25 minutes thus far. Batista, remember, entered at #30, Edge at #29.

Well, HBK entered at #18, so he has to be in at least a minute longer than... [As he says this, Batista charges Cena, who grabs the top rope and pulls it down, sending Batista over to elimination] ...CENA! OH!

Batista eliminated!

John Cena, a little payback from 2005. John Cena has eliminated Batista. We are now down to two.

[as Edge preps from the other side of the ring] Watch your back, John.

Here it is. [...but Cena catches him with a knee] Look at him take advantage. Cena...saw it coming... [Cena charges Edge, but Edge steps aside and tosses him out of the ring, winning the Rumble] OH NO! EDGE HAS DONE IT! EDGE HAS DONE IT! EDGE IS GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA!

Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the 2010 Royal Rumble: The Rated-R Superstar, Edge!

Oh, my God! On this day, I see clearly. The Ultimate Opportunist, Edge, is going to WrestleMania!

I cannot believe it, ladies and gentlemen. Edge wasn't supposed to be here. Edge wasn't supposed to be back in action for months, and he came from out of nowhere, and he entered at #29, and he eliminated John Cena, and he's won the Royal Rumble match!