[as Santino Marella, the #28 entry, charges to the ring] The king of the unibrow. No offense, King. [The very moment Santino enters the ring, Kane clotheslines him back out, eliminating him] OH!
WHAT?!
Good lord!
I wasn't ready! I wasn't ready! No! I wasn't actually prepared! I'm going back in!
[Most of the superstars stop fighting in the ring, amazed and/or surprised over Santino's elimination]
That was a record! I think the Warlord's record may have been broken!
Err.. No redos, Santino! [Kane laughs as the replay of the elimination is shown on screen] Ha!Ha!Ha! Let's see if we can time this in our heads. 1,001...one thousan...he didn't even last two seconds! About a second-and-a-half!
So Santino may have gone in the record books, but not in the way he would've liked.
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