[as Batista hoists Cena up] Can you say Batista Bomb?
No, no, no!
[Cena shifts his weight so Batista backs into the ropes, the momentum sending both over the top rope and onto the floor]
My God, they both went out!
Wait, I don't know what I want. [Both sets of referees debate] Wait, who touched first?
[Jack Doan raises Batista's hand]
Batista wins it!
What?! No, wait a minute.
Jack Doan is calling...Referee Jack Doan has raised Batista's hand. [Batista rolls back into the ring, followed by Cena and referee Jim Korderas] Both men went over the top rope, both men's feet obviously touched the floor.
Wait, hold on, JR, I think...[Korderas raises Cena's hand] No, Cena won! [Back-and-forth, the Raw referees raise Batista's hand, and the SmackDown refs Cena's] No, no, no, no, no...
Two Raw referees hold Batista's hand up...
What the Hell?!?
We've got a major malfunction in the junction here. We've got two winners of the Royal Rumble, or do we?
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