Jim and Tazz in “Unfinished Business”

What the hell is Simon Dean doing?

I have no idea. Your Raw guys are...I don't know what the hell they're doing playing games, with all respect.

He's as goofy as a pet coon, I can tell you that right now. Look at him. He's warming up. He had all damn day to warm up! Get in the ring, you idiot! Mysterio taking out Eddie Guerrero face-first.

[laughing] Dude's doing Hindu squats outside of the ring. [Edge eliminates Eddie Guerrero] Oh, damn it to Hell! You gotta be kidding.

Eddie Guerrero eliminated. Edge eliminating Eddie Guerrero.

That's your fault! That's Raw's fault, because this guy on the outside's doing squats and he distracted Guerrero!

[as Simon Dean gets in the ring] I hope somebody eliminates Simon Dean, like, immediately. Right now.

Me too.

John Doan could've eliminated him for all I care!