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Royal Rumble · Season 1, Episode 15

John Cena, Jerry and others in “Unfinished Business”

JCJohn Cena

Yo, Yo, Yo!!! Thuganomics Style!

Naw, naw, Put down your tea potties, get away from your John Hancocks

I'm rockin this Thuganomics style

Yo, besides open mics, one thing that gets me boiled

Is an old school 30-man battle royal

I'm-a win this, I'm-a make my impression

Show Vinnie Mac that I got ruthless aggression

The odds were even until you chose me

Now it's 29 dudes and one ruthless MC

Yo, it doesn't matter, kid, 'cause I'll rip your nose off

I could batter you naked with no clothes on

Kid, what you talkin' 'bout. Three reasons I'm-a win this

Reason #1—I cut you up like cucumbers

Reason #2 that you care to protest

I'll be chokin' you like Sprewell be chokin' coaches

Reason #3's hard for me to explain to ya

But I'm-a win tonight and go on to WrestleMania

The Royal Rumble's just another test I got to pass

Y'all dudes are like a kid with one leg—you half-assed

Yo, what you talkin' 'bout, kid. You can't touch this

Throw the double clutches if you're down with untouches

Yo it's my year, I suggest you take the year off.

I'm sick like Tyson was when he bit Holyfield's ear off.

It doesn't matter, kid. Yo, you should stop defeat me

My style's like a swollen penis, you can't beat me.

Oh, do you like the rap, JR?

Ninety seconds of...what the hell'd he say? Word to your mother.

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