Kane is about to become famous. He's gonna be on the news, he's gonna be on the front page of the New York Post!
Drew Carey's asking for assistance. I hope he's got good insurance with the Screen Actors Guild.
I can see it now. Access Hollywood, Entertainment Tonight, the E! Network. Look at Drew, he's calling for the Hardys to come back.
Drew Carey has been left all alone at the Royal Rumble. He's all by himself, and the Big Red Machine is a carnivore!
Yeah, I don't think Drew really understands what he's gotten into here tonight.
The Big Red Machine's a carnivore, and Drew Carey's a big ol' pork chop. Drew's starting to sweat Crisco.
Hey, Drew? What do you think his blood type is? Ragu?
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