Jim Ross, Jerry "The King" Lawler and others in “Unfinished Business”

[on entry #5] I can't believe he actually did it. Drew Carey is actually coming out here.

Drew, don't do it, this is suicide!

One of the biggest stars in all of Hollywood, a man with a couple of weekly television shows, a guy that's gonna have his own pay-per-view on Saturday night.

I'll tell you what. If Drew lives through this, he deserves to have everybody watch his pay-per-view on Saturday night

If I was Drew, I'd just hang around and sign some autographs.

Yeah, pretty good idea; Drew, don't hurry, don't rush anything.

Listen to the crowd chanting for Drew Carey. You never know what's gonna happen in the WWF, and by golly, [ Jeff Hardy clotheslines Matt Hardy over the top onto the apron] you never know what's gonna happen in the Royal Rumble, as Matt Hardy almost got eliminated there.

Come on, ref, get Drew in the ring so I can see how he can handle himself against the Hardys.

[chuckling] You're sadistic.

[as Drew enters the ring] I'd like to see Drew do...try a hurricanrana, Drew! Uh-oh, he's in the ring.

Drew Carey in the ring now.

Dropkick, Drew!

Drew Carey encouraged in this by Mr. McMahon, and I think...

Wait, take your glasses off, you're not a Dudley!

I still think Mr. McMahon, the ol' head of jealousy...[noticing the Hardys fighting in the outside corner] oh my God, look at the Hardys. They just get higher and higher, and the risk factor...[The Hardys fall to the floor, eliminating each other] Matt Hardy eliminated his brother, and Jeff pulled on his shirt that was around his waist...

[on Drew looking over the ropes] Wait, Drew's done it! Do you realize if this was over, Drew would be going to WrestleMania?!

Oh God, I shudder to think that.