Howard Finkel, Bobby and others in “Unfinished Business”

And at this time, to make a brief statement prior to the Rumble’s beginning, it gives me great a great deal of pleasure to introduce to you the esteemed president of the World Wrestling Federation, Mr. Jack Tunney! [Tunney enters and the crowd boos]

Ol’ Jack "On the Take" Tunney.

Quiet!

Thank you very much Howard. I would like to take this opportunity to officially welcome everyone who is watching this spectacular event with us. This is a very big undertaking for the WWF. The winner of the R—uh, this event will not only have the prestige of beating 29 other men but also be declared the undisputed World Wrestling Federation Champion.

[impatient] Come on let’s go!

Keep your pants on.

I would like to say, in closing, may the best man win! Thank you.

Yeah, yeah yeah.

Thank you Mr. President.

He’s been the best president since Noriega.

Will you be serious?