Piper, Gorilla and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Having just thrown Sensational Queen Sherri onto Randy Savage, the Ultimate Warrior is jumped from behind by Sgt. Slaughter] Oh! What a hard knee. [Slaughter bounces Warrior's head on the second rope, attempting to choke him, as referee Dave Hebner gives Slaughter the 5-count. Slaughter breaks at 4. Just as he does, Savage gets up and winds up his scepter] Wait... wait... [Savage crowns Warrior with the scepter] NO!

Oh, look at that! With the scepter right between the eyes! What is this, Hot Rod?!? It's 3-against-1 here!

The referee... The referee, I don't think, saw it! [Slaughter pries Warrior from the second rope] No! [He drops an elbow on Warrior and pins him] No, no, no... not like this!

[as the referee counts] What is this?!?

[The referee counts three] No... oh, wait a second, NOW what? No, no... they can't allow this!

Certainly they're not going to allow this!

No, no... some... there's going to be officials coming out here!

We might have had a disqualification here, I hope.

Well it's obvious! The King came out with a scepter! [Hebner, unsure of what to do, wanders around aimlessly] COME ON!

Everyone in the entire building saw what the Macho King did!

No, this ain't going down like this! [By this time, the crowd is yelling "bullshit!"] What do ya mean, "What happened?" What the hell do ya think happened?

I think the referee, in this excitement, Hot Rod, just automatically went down and made the three-count. [Warrior, having come to his senses, starts to stagger out of the ring] But I think we have a disqualification here.

I hope so. Excitement, hell! He ought to be keeping his eyes on what's going on!

We haven't had any official word yet.

[Warrior runs out of the arena, in hot pursuit of Savage] Where's he going?

I think he's going after the Macho King.

Ladies and gentlemen, here is the official decision. The winner of this bout...and NEW...

NO! NO!

[as he continues, the title belt is handed to Slaughter] ...World Wrestling Federation Champion: Sgt. Slaughter!

Bull! Bull!

What a miscarriage of justice! I can't believe it!

That's bull! You're not gonna let this hang like this! I can't believe this! You puke! It took three of you!

I don't believe it! This is ridiculous! This is an outrage!

[walking down the aisle, pointing to his many detractors] I told you!

You told us what?! You can't do nothing by yourself!

Well he'd better cut that thing in half, Hot Rod, and give half of it to the Macho King!