EMr. Evans
You frighten me, Max. I don't think I know who you are any more. I'm beginning to think I've never known.
S3Behind the Music
S3Samuel Rising
I'm not gonna starve because I have a weird girlfriend.
You know, Michael, I, too, was miserable around the holidays until I found my calling.
Making other people miserable.
S3A Tale of Two Parties
Look, it's been a long time, all right? I used to be a fun guy. I used to have fun, but then the alien invasion happened, and I sorta- my social life started to suck.
So, wait a minute. My New Year's eve isn't being ruined by some life-threatening, hot flash alien disease. It's because Michael's drunk?
I think the alcohol affected his senses. Some sort of sensory overload. Everything's too bright, too loud.
Shh. Shh. Shh. Look, his senses are super, super heightened. So if the lights are too bright, or if he hears anything really loud, it really, really hurts.
Like your whispering is doing right now.
You're being way too self-sacrificing.
MMicheal
I want you to have a night off from all this alien crap.
S3I Married An Alien
I will not stand here and be lectured by a descendant of an Ape!
S3Ch-Ch-Changes
What makes me different from everybody else is the fact that I was brought back from the dead by an alien.
No, he risks so much when he healed me. It's what made me fall in love with him.
Yeah, me, too.
Kyle!
You guys are always giving me crap about being impulsive and stupid. Well you know what's stupid? Sneaking around in the desert while your father is watching our every move.
Shut up, Michael.
Whose idea was it to bury the alien stuff anyway? What are we? Eight? It's called a safety deposit box.
I need the book translation. It might have something on Liz's change.
You read it like 10 times.
Well maybe I missed something.
What if there's nothing in there?
Well then I'll find somebody who knows something. [pauses] Even if I have to contact the FBI.
Hey Max, I know this is a big deal, but you gotta keep calm. All right? Don't kick up any dust, if we get exposed we can't help her.
It's a risk I'm willing to take.
Do I have to smack some sense into you right now?? I got a shovel here, I'll do it!
[Max uses his powers to send Michael's shovel flying a few feet.]
There is something wrong with her Michael, and I don't know how to fix it.
We'll figure it out.
And what if we can't? What if it gets worse? I've screwed up hundreds of times to find out who we are, do you know how many times Liz has?... Never. And this is what she gets in return. Look, I'm doing whatever it takes to help her. If you got a problem with that you can leave right now.
[Michael walks away. He gets his shovel and goes back to where Max is digging and helps him.]
Let me get this straight: you dumped me so you can go live your dream, and now you're telling me you're dropping that too?
I'm sorry, I just really need some advice right now.
It's like you said we're not linked anymore. I could invite you inside, tell you to stay in Roswell, because that's what I want, but you know what? I'm not going to be the guy you blame for ruining your life.
Just stop hurting me.
I wasn't trying to.
No, but Max, you do. You always do. Why did you sleep with her? Why?
S3Panacea
MMicheal
I guess the interview went well.
VValenti
Piece of cake.
MMicheal
Drop my name?
VValenti
I really didn't have to, Michael. She seemed pretty impressed with my resume, you know, being the sheriff and all.
What do you drink now?
No...a little bit.
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