(to Harris) I owe you an apology. I've been trying to fix your body. We're not bodies with souls. We're souls with bodies.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Somebody closed the garage door.
Like... the wind?
Yeah, and I suppose Mr. Wind started up the motorcycle as well.
[after Audrey attacks Dan] Audrey, what happened to you out there in California? Did you have one too many frozen mocha frappachinos?
Honey, that's what kids do - they leave the nest.
I gotta go, I gotta pick everybody from the hospital. Our granddaughter is coming home shortly.
Say it again, Dan. Louder
[shouting] Roseanne and Dan's granddaughter is coming home today. Let's get ready to rumble!!!
Dan! Dan!
What? What happened?
I thought you were dead!
I'm sleeping! Why does everybody always think I'm dead?
You looked happy. I thought maybe you moved on.
Kinda scary talking to your old granny, huh?
I'm not afraid of you.
Give it time.
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