Well, that's perfect. You got an answer for everything, don't you.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, well, why don't you tell me how to clean up this... [breaks the mantelpieces] CRAP that you call decoration?!!
Okay, I will. I want you to pick them all up, using your ass, and start with the pointy things!
You are a controlling BITCH!!!(flips the coffee table over)
No I'm not, Dan, I'm just trying to do whatever it takes to get you to get up off of your ass and and stop staring at that... [breaks television screen with Godzilla figure] damn TV!
Boy, I tell ya, I wished I had never mar--
What? Say it.
Nothing.
Well that makes two of us. [sighs heavily] You can die if you want to Dan, but you're gonna have to do it alone, because I'm not going to sit here and watch you. I'll be at Jackie's. [storms out, slamming the door]
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