I'm going to watch TV.
Oh, of course you are, Dan, because that's what you always do when anything gets to damn real around here!
I do not do that.
Yes, you do! You run to that TV and walk away from me every single time there's a problem in this family!
Why the hell shouldn't I walk away? You never let me do squat around here! Problem with the kids? Hey, you'll handle it, cause I'd sure as hell just screw it up! I watched these kids grow up around here without ever knowing what was going on or even who they were. And just look at the way they turned out!
I think they turned out great.
Oh, please, Roseanne! Look at them. They're not exactly the Kennedy kids.
No, they're not, but their dad sure drinks like Uncle Teddy!
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