Roseanne and Dan in “Unfinished Business”

Roseanne

God, you're hiding food, Dan?!!

Dan

Yeah, with the cleaning products. It's the one place I knew you'd never look.

Roseanne

What was all that crap you were tellin' me in the hospital, that big speech about how you never cheated on me? What the hell do you call this?

Dan

Look, I am sick and tired of being treated like an invalid.

Roseanne

So you're just gonna do it, aren't ya? You're just gonna go right ahead and harden an artery right here in my kitchen!

Dan

I've got to live a little, Roseanne. You won't let me eat anything, you won't let me take any calls from work...

Roseanne

Yeah, and I'm not gonna let you talk anymore either, so shut up!