[Dan and Roseanne are having dinner there having peas, carrots, squash. after Roseanne confronts Dan about his candy bar fake walks and a burrito he had at a gas station]
Yeah, well, I know it's hard, but you just keep it up, A little bit of time passes, and then you're stuck in a rut, Which is right up your alley.
Well, doctor's orders or not, I can't do it. It's hell. I mean, I can't live this way. I mean, I want my food back, you know? Real food-- dead animals. Brightly colored snacks. Things on sticks.
Well, i'm not gonna keep cooking those crap dinners That got you in this mess in the first place, Dan.
What about the crap breakfasts? And the crap lunches?
Well gee Dan, if you don't like my cooking, why don't you just cook yourself?
Maybe I will.
Oh yeah? Maybe you should. That'd be fun to watch.
Fine. You want me to fix dinner? I'll fix dinner! I'm fixing dinner!
Oh but honey, you just fixed dinner eleven years ago.
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