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Roseanne · Season 1, Episode 15

Dan and Roseanne in “Unfinished Business”

Minor heart attack? How minor could it be? If I was a car this would cost 8 or 900 bucks.

They probably have to keep you in the shop just over night. The good news is they're giving me a loaner husband.

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