Come out, Darlene, I can't wait to see you in my dress!
Whattaya mean, your dress? It's my dress! The first time I wore that dress... Roosevelt closed the banks.
That's right! (smugly) And when I wore that dress, I had to take it in ten inches!
Yeah, around the boobs!
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