(on moving to Chicago) There is so much to think about. Should we each buy our own food? Should we split the utilities? Should we have separate phone lines?
You know, erm... or we could just get married.
Yeah right! To who?
No, I mean, come on, there's a lot of advantages to being married, right?
Oh, I get it. You mean so we can get all the gifts and money from our friends.
Our friends? The only thing we'd get from them is beer and mono. David...
You're serious about this aren't you?
Yeah, I am.
Oh my God! (They kiss) Wait a minute! Haha, okay, Now you're gonna tell me you're kidding, right?
Nope. Now I'm gonna tell you I'm pregnant.
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