(being deprogrammed under a light) No, Mrs. Conner. I want to go back to Edelweiss Gardens so I can help people have fun again!
(a little angry) All right. Let's go over this one more time. Your name is David Healy--you frown, you're introspective, and you mope.
I'm not listening, I'm not listening, I'm not listening, I'm not listening.
Listen to me, David. We don't whistle while we work! We grumble and complain and encourage others to do likewise.
Oh no, no, no, no!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Let me tell you a little something about your Edelweiss Gardens, David. It's mediocre food and mediocre fun at best. And you know why I know that, David? 'Cause I am an EXPERT on what is mediocre.
(David pants with anger)
That's good! You hate me now, don't you David?! You're feeling hate. You hate me right now, don't you?
No! No, no I don't! (back to smiling) You're a paying customer, and I respect and admire you!
(slaps him) LIAR! Break, damn you!! Break! Listen to me, David! RABBITS AND GEESE AND GOATS ARE NOT PEOPLE!! THEY DON'T SING AND DANCE!! THEY'RE FOOD!!!!!!!!!
(broken) NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
There...There.... Welcome home, son.
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