What if I'm not even gay?
You couldn't be any gayer if your name was Gay Gayerson.
Think about it--I hate to shop, I'm positively insensitive, I detest Barbra Streisand, and, for God's sake, I'm a Republican!
But do you like having sex with men?
Well...
GAY!!!!!!!!!
Oh, yeah? (He plants a huge kiss on her) Okay... I'm gay, let's go.
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