So, what did you like better, Becky? Schnapps in coffee, schnapps on the cake, or schnapps over ice cream?
(drunk and confused) Ok.
Man, you are schnapp faced. What the hell are you doing back there?
Just a little meat sculpture. (lifts platter with meat in the shape of Roseanne's head) Guess who this is. (imitating Roseanne) Darlene! Becky! My back's itchy right in the center!
God, it's mom. It's Mom Tartare.
How long do you think it will take to cook Mom's head?
2 and a half hours at 350. I've thought about it a lot.
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