“I know! We'll turn on the stove, the...” – Jackie, Roseanne ... TV Quotes Database

[Roseanne and Jackie were infiltrating the diners competition at night planting dead fish. Attempted to put one in the air vent and got stuck in it.]

Jackie

I know! We'll turn on the stove, the heat will cause the metal to expand, and then you can get out!

Roseanne

I'm standing on the stove! ...It's amazing how you can have your head stuck in a vent and still not be the stupidest person in the room.

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