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Roseanne · Season 1, Episode 15

Stacy, Bev and others in “Unfinished Business”

SStacy

I used to think that people that insulted me were just mean, stupid or horrible. But now I think it's just because they've never had really good sex.

What are you talking about?

SStacy

Well, here's a really good test. Have you ever done it, and when you were through, your hands were just filled with his hair, but you don't remember pulling it out?

Well, I'm leaving. I'm going to have a respectable conversation with a couple of longshoremen.

[She leaves in a huff]

Stacy!

SStacy

I'm sorry! I was just trying to help. Are you mad at me?

[grabbing their jackets] No, no! Come on. The way you just treated my mom, I feel like dancing!

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