(reading from the suggestion box) Suggestion number one, the meat is a little dry. I would agree with that. Suggestion number two, make that uptight blond guy stop hovering over us while we're trying to... (realizing the customers are referring to him) eat.
I would agree with that. Now let's see...(shuffling around the papers of suggestions and picks out one) Suggestion number three, lose the waiter guy, he reminds me of my mother.
Well aren't we clever, Roseanne? Stuffing the suggestion box. This is your suggestion, isn't it.
Guess again.
Well... luckily I don't value the opinion of anyone who would choose to eat here. (walks off in a huff)
(once Leon is out of earshot) Okay, a deal's a deal. (sets a plate down in front of the Customer) Free pie.
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