David, you're so important to me, I mean, we were each other's first love. But people who don't explore other relationships end up becoming... my parents.
He can't love you more than I do.
David, stop!
Y'know, if you sleep with him and you don't like it, I'll take you back.
David, PLEASE don't say anything else nice to me! Y'know, this is hard for me, too.
Fine...I can't believe I wasted three years of my life with you, you coldhearted bitch! Did that make it easier? (slams door)
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