Doesn't Leon know that you got another stove before this one?
Of course not!
But you said it was only okay with God to cheat a big company who cheated you. But you weren't giving Leon any of his money.
Listen to me, D.J. In the Bible it states, "Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's and unto God what is God's," okay; it doesn't say no damn thing about rendering nothing unto Leon!
But Mom...
No, D.J.! Would you get off my back?! Even God took a day off!!!
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More Roseanne quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Roseanne pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.