Oh we've just gotta have that kid over more often. He makes our other kids look less odd!
I think every kid on earth looks less odd next to Elijah Minnelli.
[starts kicking his legs and singing "New York, New York"] "Start spreadin' the news..."
That's Elijah with a J!
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