D.J., I bought you your video games yesterday- you keep your mouth shut about David, or you die.
(defensively) O.K. (pause) Why is David here, anyway?
(takes a soda from her fridge) Because he couldn't stand your smell either.
No- really, why is he here?
Because we wanted to be together.
(confused) Why?
Because we... do. (smirks) When you have a girlfriend someday- or, a really good blow-up doll- you'll understand.
... Do you guys have sex?
(smirks, then acts defensive)... That is not for you to know!
I'll tell Mom about David.
All right- all right, D.J. I'm gonna level with you and talk to you like you're an adult. No- David and I are not having sex.
They told us at school: If you don't want a baby, you better use birth control.
(pause, then walks past him and sits down)... No, no- this conversation is not happening.
Do you use birth control?
(sarcastic) Yes, D.J.- we keep a picture of you right next to the bed.
(comes over and sits next to her on the bed) You're not ever coming home again, are you?
You should be so lucky.
(annoyed) It's all different now!
(frowns) What is?
Everything. Becky just cares about Mark, and you're gone.
(pause, then smiles) Well, gee, Deej- I never thought you'd actually miss me. (puts her arm around his shoulder and ruffles his hair) You want me to, like, sit on your head or something?
Mmm- nah, maybe later.
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