Trust me, he goes in that room 'cause it's the only one with a lock on it, and he's in there for like an hour at a time. Which means he's either really, really good at it or really really bad at it!
Well I don't want you to give him any grief about this, y'know, 'cause you could traumatize him and turn him into a serial killer!
Well, don't worry, how much damage could he do with only one free hand?
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