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Roseanne · Season 1, Episode 15

Roseanne and David in “Unfinished Business”

[Roseanne gets an egg from the fridge]

THIS is your brain. [sits it on the table] Dan, a pan. [Dan stands up and gets a pan, then hands it to her] And THIS is your brain on drugs.

[crushes the egg with the pan, making the egg messy]

Got it.

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