Y'know, you think Darlene's helping you out, but she really isn't; she's telling me everything. This whole thing is just a big plan that we worked out to set you up.
No it isn't!
How can you be sure?
'Cause Darlene told me you'd say that. [leaves]
[under her breath] Daaaaamn.
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