Molly, what are you talking about? You know I'm going out with Darlene!
David, you're cute, and you're smart... and you deserve someone who doesn't sleep hanging upside down!
Hey, you don't know anything about me and Darlene!
I know she treats you like crap!
Come on, that's not fair; Darlene treats everyone like crap!
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