I'm gonna go out tonight and do exactly what I did the night before our wedding twenty years ago--I'll be with my friends getting drunk.
You weren't with your friends, you were with your mom.
My mom can drink my friends under the table any day!
Rosey We Need to talk. We Gotta do our anniversary another night. I gotta work tomorrow.
You gotta work tomorrow?
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