I want you to see what kind of ungrateful garbage I've raised!
Hey, I don't mean to interfere here, but, y'know, the kids, they just took a shot at staying together. It's not like it's the worst thing in the world.
Oh, you don't think so?
No, it's not even the worst thing Darlene's done today!
Listen to me. I don't want you butting in, telling me how to raise my kids. Take a look at the two little whores you raised!
...Oh... I'm in this now. You know, if your kid wasn't here, I would take the opportunity to remind you that people who live in glass whorehouses shouldn't throw stones. It's people like you that give white trash a bad name.
Please just stop. It's over, okay? I'm not going anywhere, I promise.
I'd like to see you try and run away from me. You think you could live without me? You think you could survive for two minutes in that world unless I was taking care of you? You are worthless! YOU ARE A WORTHLESS LITTLE BASTARD!!!
OK, I'm changing my mind. David, you can come live with us if you want to.
Are you trying to steal my kid?!
It ain't got nothing to do with stealing anything. Whether he runs away or comes and lives at my place, he is not gonna stay here with you.
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