That's it, I'm not making any more calls. You do the rest of the family list.
[crying] I can't call people, Roseanne!
Jackie, dial!
I'm supposed to be in mourning.
Well then, wear a veil over your face while you do it!
[dials the phone] Auntie Barbara? It's Jackie...Jack-key! I'm fine...Fine!...I'm fine!...I have some bad news...Dad is not with us anymore. I said Dad has passed away...He's passed away!...Dad is gone...Dad's dead!...He's dead!...No, DEAD!...DEAD!!! ... He's fine! He sends his love! Bye! [hangs up] I am not doing that again! You can't make me!
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